A catchy tune

You know how it is sometimes impossible to get a song out of your head? It can be the worst of songs, like Toby Keith's "I Wanna Talk About Me," or it can be a beautiful little tune – only if you're lucky, which usually isn't the case. Sometimes it's a song that you invent.
Well this morning when baby Caleb took a massive poo that squirted out the sides of his precious size-1 diaper, the poo seeped onto the really cute outfit he was wearing.
I caught myself creating a little melody to go along with the poo-filled event. In order to calm down his little baby whimpers I sang to him the following tune:
"If we make a stinky then we change our clothes,
and that's the rule of the outfit."
I just repeated that over and over and over and over....
Baby Caleb absolutely loved my little song, and I loved that he wasn't crying. Unfortunately the song stayed in my head all day long.
I was a little sad that I had to remove his darling poo-stained outfit. But in its place I found another treasure – a Disney Dalmation outfit from his Aunt Brenda. He is so adorable in it I decided he had to model it for the blog.

P.S. - Am I the only one who wants to eat his chunky little thighs??