Hi there. You may remember me. I'm Jean the cat. I'm absolutely beautiful. But let's just be honest here. All the beauty in the world hasn't worked to my advantage lately. Ever since that little baby Caleb came home from the hospital I've been feeling a little neglected. My mommy barely takes any photos of me anymore.
I do all sorts of tricks to get my mommy's attention. Stunts like urinating in the dog's food bowl or jumping halfway up the wall to catch a fly. Occasionally I knock over a glass of water and make a mess. Sometimes I just prance around the house, stretching and strutting like this. That usually gets my mommy's attention.
Yawn. I'm pretty bored with the new baby already. He doesn't play with me EVER! All he does is eat, sleep, cry, and poop. It bores me to even think about him. I find myself taking many a cat nap since I'm getting no love.
I think maybe one day I'll grow to love that baby. But until then, I'll be fast asleep dreaming of happier times when it was just me and my mommy and daddy (well, and those other two animals, Paxton the dog and Pinto the cat).
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Dear Jean Bean,
What do you think is the best thing for my recurring hairyballs? Do you have some secret for getting them up easy? I really hate that feeling of hair in my mouth. Any help appreciated. I'll take my answer off the air.
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